infamously-exhausted:

i hope the rest of july treats you well, august leaves you happy, september fills you with warmth, october gives you closure, november gives you new beginnings, december gives you A love of your life, and 2018 is fruitful and you love and are loved

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kushandwizdom:

blasianxbri:

when someone tells you they’re in love with you, 

that’s some serious shit.

they’re basically saying

“i am completely vulnerable to you.

you have the power to destroy me emotionally,

but i trust you won’t.”

 

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witch-with-a-dick:

australopithecusrex:

just-shower-thoughts:

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

answer the question grave robber

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northparkway:

sext: I’m emotionally attached to you, please don’t break my heart

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aterribleidea:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

audreyjensensgirl:

thehobbutts:

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

there’s also yellow apples

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno

this post is so beautiful i love it

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algo-hermoso:

ingtarwolf:

turnipfritters:

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

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